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Snort’s Water Jet Cutting NEWS

It’s officially been a week since we started this business and we’d like to give a WEEK IN REVIEW to all of you.

Day 1- Setting up offices, hiring our employers and more.

So first things first we got our offices ready and my family and I got to work. Sending snail mail to people on indeed didnt work, but some local plushies agreed. Some of which were too young for the job and have now quit for another job

Day 2- IT And Social Media

We needed a tech team on the IT side of things and social media managers. We got to hiring them. Toad is our main social manager now.

We also started other social media’s

Day 3- Twitter

We tried to go viral on Twitter with no success

Day 4- New employees

One of the people on the tech team quit so we hired a 5 year old who you may know named Trevor. He has now quit but he loved working and will come by to do some freelance work every one and a while

Day 5- Pool Confusion

We had many customers come in and ask for the pool hours. We located them to the pool which is literally in our business or whatever

Day 6- Hours

“”Why are your hours like this”” Many people stated. But I said “Just cuz”

Day 7- Swim team takeover, getting sued, going viral, and people quitting left and right due to the sue scare

Wellll we lost a lot of employers today but also are hiring new ones

First off we got a email asking for water jet cutting. We told them we were closed due to a local swimming team playing today.

Then they threatened to sue.

This got us into a whirl. We knew she would win. We started getting crowdfunded

It just got worse and worse as time went on

Then we went viral on some parts of the Internet for this video that toad made

Then she told us her lawyers said that she couldn’t sue us

We were so relieved but Trevor had to leave the team, so did our water jet cutter supplier but don’t worry, we hired a new one today.